Sometimes it lasts in love but 99.999% of the time it hurts instead: Barney/Robin
“When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend, and your soulmate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.”
you touched my heeaaart you touched my sooouul
you changed my liiiife and all my goals
and love is bliiind and that I knew when
my heart was blinded byyyy you
you’re probably feeling a very strong urge to sleep with me right now, and that is normal.
au meme » spies
“Nature has placed mankind under the governance of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure. It is for them alone to point out what we ought to do, as well as to determine what we shall do.”
